Why was the brother making a “Top 5 Side Dishes of All Time” list? Because John Cusack taught him that everything in life must be categorized by emotional preference.
Part of the 36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2000 “Y2K Survival & PS2” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
34 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2020 “Zoom & Tiger King” Edition
In 2020, Thanksgiving was about checking your Wi-Fi signal, stayi...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Stanley Cup (Still)
Why was the table 80% metal cylinders? Because the obsession with...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Eclipse 2.0
Why were we wearing sunglasses in April? Because the path of tota...read more »
2025 Legacy: Deepfake Relatives
Why did "Aunt Susan" look 20 years younger on the Zoom call? Beca...read more »
35 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Sofa-Jumping” Edition
In 2005, Thanksgiving was about sharing your first viral video, w...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Driverless Commute
Why was everyone so calm after the drive? Because the "Auto-Pod" ...read more »
2023 Classic: Travis Kelce & Taylor Swift
Why did Dad suddenly start caring about the Kansas City Chiefs? B...read more »
37 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & Roman Empire” Edition
In 2023, Thanksgiving was about choosing between pink and black, ...read more »
2025 Legacy: AI Music
Why was the background music so specific? Because the house speak...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "TikTok 2" (The Brain-Link)
Why was the niece twitching her eyes? She was "scrolling" through...read more »
😜 More from category: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: The Carbon Footprint Tax
Why was there a "QR Code" on the turkey’s leg? So Dad could pay t...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Real-Life" Ad-Blocker
Why couldn't Uncle Jim hear the commercials on the TV? Because hi...read more »
37 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Soulja Boy” Edition
In 2007, Thanksgiving was a transition from the "click" of a Razr...read more »
2025 Classic: The First "Mars-Grown" Spud
Why was one potato worth $1,000? Because SpaceX brought back a ba...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I just set this as my away message. Classic!
Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.
Pairing... Connected... Laughing!
Trading jokes in the shadows.
One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!
Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!
I like it when the jokes are... rusty.