1997 Classic: Hercules (Disney)

Why was there a muscle man on the tree? Because Disney convinced us that Greek gods had better PR than traditional angels.

🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2020, Christmas was "unprecedented." We were all wearing pajam...read more »

In 2007, Christmas felt like the true start of the modern world. ...read more »

In 2006, Christmas was a hazard to your living room furniture. We...read more »

Why was the holiday so "uplifting"? Because Chris Martin convinc...read more »

Why was the playlist so "Not Like Us"? Because the biggest rap w...read more »

Why was everyone playing tennis in the snow? Because Zendaya mad...read more »

Why does the bird look like it was grown in a lab? Because it wa...read more »

Why was the football game so "sparkly"? Because Taylor Swift arr...read more »

Why was the atmosphere so creepy? Because Nicolas Cage made the ...read more »

Why were the home movies so weird? Because someone used AI to ge...read more »

Santa’s sleigh broke down on Christmas Eve. He called AAA and ...read more »

Why was the cousin humming a soul track? Because the internet tu...read more »

In 2012, Christmas was a victory lap. We survived the end of the ...read more »

In 2025, Christmas is a "Phygital" masterpiece. We are all living...read more »

@Zelda_Link07/15/2012 18:03It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this joke.

@HTML_Hacker08/09/2001 01:37<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!

@Abe_Sapien_Fan03/23/2005 12:43I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!

@CatDog_Alone04/04/2004 09:17One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!

@Ali_G_In_Da_H01/29/1998 01:54Is it cos I is funny? Respect!

@Chocolate_Rain11/07/1998 01:07I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.

@Web_Crawler_9604/16/2003 15:40Crawled my way to this hilarious page.