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1996 Legacy: Helen Hunt (Twister)

 Why were we obsessed with tornadoes? Because Helen Hunt proved that you could survive a Category 5 storm as long as you were tied to a pipe with a very sturdy belt.

Part of the 40 Celebrity Jokes: The 1996 “Spice Up Your Life” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Doom_Guy11/03/2000 12:12Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!
@Myspace_First_Friend08/06/2003 01:52I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!
@Coffee_Addict08/21/1997 02:02404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
@Mainframe_Manny01/17/2015 21:03Old school processing, new school laughs.
@Walter_Sobchak06/13/2001 15:36Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?
@Tony_Hawk_Pro08/18/2012 22:41Just landed a 900 while reading this!
@Steve-O_Wild10/08/2004 23:22Yeah dude! That was a crazy one!
@Zoolander_Mug04/01/1995 22:15I’m a merman! A merman laughing!
@Midi_Background02/24/2012 04:44Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!

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