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2014 Classic: Gwyneth Paltrow

 Why did the world learn a new phrase in 2014? Because Gwyneth and Chris Martin didn’t “break up”—they “consciously uncoupled,” making regular divorces look like something only common people do.

Part of the 35 Celebrity Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Buckets & Breaking The Internet” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@StreetFighter_Ken11/17/1995 12:17Hadouken of a joke! Boom!
@Legally_Blonde_Paulette02/20/1998 23:53I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!
@Napster_User_9901/15/1998 19:46Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.
@Cipher_Steak01/29/2000 13:18Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.
@He_Man_Power08/05/1995 05:57I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!
@Best_Viewed_IE410/07/1996 08:28Optimized for 800x600 resolution! Looks great!
@Toolbar_Hater09/08/2007 09:39My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!
@ODP_Editor_9912/22/2003 21:27Approved for the Open Directory Project!

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