San Andreas: Why was everyone “following the damn train”? Because CJ and Big Smoke made exploring a digital California more interesting than actually going outside.
Part of the 32 Celebrity Jokes: The 2004 “That’s So Fetch” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Pairing... Connected... Laughing!
It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!
My joke just digivolved into a better one!
One does not simply read one joke.
I should make a game about this joke.
I choose to believe it’s funny.