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2008 Archive: Gossip Girl (Chuck & Blair)

 Why was everyone wearing headbands? Because in 2008, we all wanted to be “spotted” on the steps of the Met being elegantly miserable.

Part of the 35 Celebrity Jokes: The 2008 “Why So Serious?” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Zelda_Link02/19/2009 02:48It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this joke.
@Quake_Fragger01/14/2011 07:32M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!
@Fight_Club_Tyler07/18/2005 03:53The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!
@CRT_Degauss10/05/2009 16:50BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.
@Broadband_Newbie08/11/2010 21:01Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!
@Baxter_The_Dog06/06/2007 02:00Bark! (He says it’s funny).
@Starcraft_Zerg06/30/2003 08:10Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!

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