2017 Classic: Game of Thrones (Season 7)

Why was the gravy “Beyond the Wall”? Because it was ice cold by the time the dragon-riding debate finally ended.

🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2018, Thanksgiving was about surviving the "Snap," dodging the...read more »

In 2017, Thanksgiving was about spinning plastic toys, debating "...read more »

Why did the stuffing glow in the dark? Because the "health-nut" s...read more »

Why was there a blue cat with a mushroom hat on everyone's phone?...read more »

In 2015, Thanksgiving was about debating the color of outfits, tr...read more »

Why was the salad still growing? Because the centerpiece was a "H...read more »

Why don’t turkeys ever get invited to Thanksgiving parties? Becau...read more »

Why wouldn't the brother leave his room? Because Bethesda release...read more »

In 2021, Thanksgiving was about awkward family reunions, wonderin...read more »

Why was the nephew "nepotism-ing" his way into the best seat? Bec...read more »

In 2005, Thanksgiving was about sharing your first viral video, w...read more »

In 2002, Thanksgiving was all about high-flying heroes, Kelly Cla...read more »

Why was Dad’s phone writing the "Thank You" notes? Because he got...read more »

Why did the wine stain disappear instantly? Because Mom wore a "N...read more »

@Linux_Kernel_0.107/02/2014 08:07Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.

@Linux_Distro_Fan03/28/2012 15:56Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.

@SouthPark_Stan01/19/2008 19:22Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!

@Pulp_Fiction_Jules02/24/2006 09:32Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.

@Silicon_Valley_Fan04/20/1995 15:00This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.

@Evil_Kermit_M04/04/2012 03:14Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.