1997 Classic: Furby (The Rumors)

Why was 1997 a year of tension? Because the rumors of “talking Gremlins” started, making every non-talking toy feel obsolete.

🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why was the son sitting staring at the back of a chair for 10 ho...read more »

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I asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas. She told me “No...read more »

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Why is Great-Aunt Mildred shimmering? She couldn't make the flig...read more »

Why is there a "flaming" guy in the backyard? Because the MCU fi...read more »

In 2020, Christmas was "unprecedented." We were all wearing pajam...read more »

Why was the cousin so smug? Because she "manifested" the last pi...read more »

Why are there three versions of the same gift? Because the trilo...read more »

Why was everything "Defying Gravity"? Because the first part of ...read more »

In 2000, Christmas was the ultimate relief—the world didn't end, ...read more »

In 2006, Christmas was a hazard to your living room furniture. We...read more »

In 2007, Christmas felt like the true start of the modern world. ...read more »

Why were the adults crying over a moving van? Because the 28-min...read more »

@DialUp_Dreamer03/17/1998 06:48Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.

@WebTV_Viewer12/24/2011 23:00Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!

@Full_House_Michelle03/29/2000 13:37You got it, dude! Very funny.

@C++_Dev_9812/23/2004 03:42I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.

@Blade_Runner_201908/08/1996 10:45All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

@Badger_Badger_M10/04/2008 06:35Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!

@HotBot_User07/04/2010 11:15Searching for "humor"... HotBot never fails.