Why did we start fearing toys? Because 1996 saw the start of the Furby project—a robot designed to learn love, which ended up waking us up at 3 AM whispering from the closet.
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Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!
Bid 10/10 for this humor!
Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
Could this joke BE any funnier?
That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!
I love lamp. And I love this joke.
*Boom* - there goes my brain!