Why did nobody “Let It Go”? Because it had been a full year and the kids were still singing the soundtrack. The only thing that changed was that now the turkey was dressed like Olaf.
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🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!
That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!
A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!
Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!
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