Why did the Pope visit Cuba? Because after 40 years of Communism, Fidel figured a little “divine intervention” might be the only way to fix the sugar harvest.
Part of the 34 Politicians Jokes: The 1997 “Cool Britannia & Red Planets” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Politicians Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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2025 Classic: The "Meat-Free" G7 Menu
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.
My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.
I searched for "gold" and found this joke.
The power of three... laughs!
By the gods, this is a funny one!
His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!
Shake and bake! Hilarious!
In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.
At least I have chicken... and this joke!