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2019 Vintage: Euphoria Premiere

 Why was everyone wearing glitter on their eyes? Because Zendaya and HBO proved that high school in 2019 was 10% studying and 90% aesthetic trauma.

Part of the 37 Celebrity Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Baby Yoda” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Pixel_Addict12/21/2006 14:14LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.
@Nsync_Justin01/04/1997 02:52Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
@Hanson_Fan_9709/29/2003 10:38Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!
@Hellboy_Red11/05/1996 21:40I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.
@MTV_Unplugged11/09/1995 19:35Pure, acoustic humor. No effects needed.
@Ferris_Bueller09/12/2005 11:20Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
@Stick_Death_Fan09/01/2002 17:05Brutally funny! Keep them coming.

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