Why did everyone have bleached hair in 2000? Because Eminem asked the “Real Slim Shady” to stand up, and 5 million suburban teenagers misunderstood the instructions.
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I should make a stickman movie about this.
Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!
Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!
Do ya like dags? And jokes?
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