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2009 Archive: Drake (So Far Gone)

 Why was everyone “Best I Ever Had”-ing? Because in 2009, a guy from a Canadian teen drama proved that you can rap and be emotional at the same time.

Part of the 38 Celebrity Jokes: The 2009 “I’mma Let You Finish” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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The Cher Comeback
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@SpiderMan_Tobey08/15/2010 23:26With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.
@Cyber_Traveler08/18/2012 08:03Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!
@Blade_Runner_201909/30/2014 01:51All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
@Dodgeball_Pat07/03/2001 10:07If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.
@Believe_It_Or_N01/03/2004 11:16I choose to believe it’s funny.
@Viewer_Number_112/26/2008 08:15First! And it’s funny!

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