Why were the monsters throwing wrenches? Because “if you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball”—and you can definitely dodge a boring costume.
Part of the 36 Halloween Jokes: The 2004 “Mean Girls & Motorola RAZR” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025
36 Halloween Jokes: The 2001 “Shrek & iPod” Edition
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2024 Archive: Smile 2
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2023 Classic: John Wick
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2025 Vintage: Avatar 3
Fire and Ash: Why was the 2025 Halloween so "ashy"? Because James...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Girlhood" Aesthetic
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2023 Classic: The Super Mario Bros. Movie
Why was the king of the turtles singing a ballad about a princess...read more »
37 Halloween Jokes: The 1998 “Armageddon & Furby” Edition
In 1998, Halloween was marked by the growing Y2K panic, but befor...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Apple" Dance
Why was every group of ghosts doing the exact same arm-choreograp...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Moo Deng" Slide
Why was the toddler sliding across the floor like he was covered ...read more »
2023 Legacy: The "Angela Bassett Did The Thing" Rap
Why was the witch rapping at the awards show? Because Ariana DeBo...read more »
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2025 Legacy: The "Retro" iPhone 13
Why was the teenager using a phone with a physical charging port?...read more »
2025 Archive: GTA VI (The Hype Peak)
Why was every 2025 trick-or-treater dressed as Lucia or Jason? Be...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Influencer" Cemetery
Why were the gravestones showing "Day in the Life" vlogs? Because...read more »
36 Halloween Jokes: The 1996 “Scream & Tamagotchi” Edition
In 1996, Halloween was a masterpiece of neon, grunge leftovers, a...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than 16-bit graphics!
I crashed my snake because I was laughing.
Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!
The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.
Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.
We’re going streaking! Through the jokes!
Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!
Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.
Everything, by everyone! Especially laughs!
Deal with it. This is gold.