Why was the city folding? Because in 2016, Benedict Cumberbatch proved that magic is basically just advanced geometry and a very loyal cape.
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🔥 Top 10: The Celebrity Joke Archive: 1995–2025 Archive
1. 2007 Vintage: Justin Timberlake (What Goes Around…)
Why was Scarlett Johansson in his video? Because in 2007, if you weren't in a 9-minute long JT m... read more »
Why was Scarlett Johansson in his video? Because in 2007, if you weren't in a 9-minute long JT m... read more »
2. 1997 Archive: Radiohead (OK Computer)
Why was everyone suddenly depressed? Because Thom Yorke predicted that computers would make us a... read more »
Why was everyone suddenly depressed? Because Thom Yorke predicted that computers would make us a... read more »
3. 2010 Classic: Bruno Mars (Doo-Wops & Hooligans)
Why was he catching grenades for us? Because in 2010, he was the only man romantic enough to sur... read more »
Why was he catching grenades for us? Because in 2010, he was the only man romantic enough to sur... read more »
4. 2000 Classic: Survivor (Richard Hatch)
Why was a naked guy on an island the most famous person in America? Because in 2000, we realized... read more »
Why was a naked guy on an island the most famous person in America? Because in 2000, we realized... read more »
5. 2007 Archive: Enchanted
Why was Amy Adams in Times Square? Because in 2007, Disney realized that a 2D princess in a 3D w... read more »
Why was Amy Adams in Times Square? Because in 2007, Disney realized that a 2D princess in a 3D w... read more »
6. 2019 Archive: Jonas Brothers (Sucker)
Why were they back? Because in 2019, we realized that the only thing we missed more than the 200... read more »
Why were they back? Because in 2019, we realized that the only thing we missed more than the 200... read more »
7. 2002 Vintage: Nelly (Hot in Herre)
Why was everyone taking off all their clothes? Because Nelly told them to, and in 2002, we didn'... read more »
Why was everyone taking off all their clothes? Because Nelly told them to, and in 2002, we didn'... read more »
8. 1996 Archive: Courtney Love
Why was she the queen of "Grunge Glam"? Because in 1996, a smeared lipstick look and a Versace d... read more »
Why was she the queen of "Grunge Glam"? Because in 1996, a smeared lipstick look and a Versace d... read more »
9. 2016 Vintage: Zootopia
Why was the sloth so slow? Because in 2016, Disney used a DMV-working sloth to represent the exa... read more »
Why was the sloth so slow? Because in 2016, Disney used a DMV-working sloth to represent the exa... read more »
10. 1996 Vintage: Dolly the Sheep
Why was Dolly the most famous "celebrity" in the science world? Because in 1996, we realized tha... read more »
Why was Dolly the most famous "celebrity" in the science world? Because in 1996, we realized tha... read more »
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