1997 Archive: Celine Dion

Why was the dinner so loud? Because “My Heart Will Go On” was on every radio station, and Mom was hitting the high notes while mashing the potatoes.

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@Toy_Story_Buzz04/02/2006 18:00To infinity and beyond hilarious!

@Friends_Lover12/24/2010 02:45Could this joke BE any funnier?

@Pirates_Jack_S05/21/2005 04:32But you have heard of this joke!

@Firewire_Fan12/13/2010 04:03Transferring laughs at high speeds.

@Lock_Stock_Two02/26/2008 05:45It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!

@Daria_Morg04/21/1998 10:03My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.

@Cyber_Cafe_Regular08/14/1995 16:13I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!

@Joe_Cartoon_G08/06/2001 22:43Press the button for more humor!

@Mind_Blown_Gif10/03/1997 21:51*Boom* - there goes my brain!