What kind of street does a ghost live on? A dead end. Part of the 61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically… Read More »1996 Archive: The Ghost’s House

 Why did the dad take his car to the car wash with the windows down? He wanted to give his “interior” a fresh start. Part… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Car Wash

 Why did the dad give his son a broken pencil? To show him that life can be “pointless.” Part of the 61 Classic Dad Jokes:… Read More »1996 Classic: The Broken Pencil

 Why was the snake so upset? Someone stole its “hiss-tory.” Part of the 61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

 Why should you never date a tennis player? Because love means nothing to them. Part of the 61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Tennis Match

 Why did the dad get kicked out of the piano shop? He was “key-less.” Part of the 61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition… Read More »1996 Archive: The Piano Player

 Why do ghosts love diet soda? Because they want to stay “boo-tiful.” Part of the 61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Ghost’s Diet

 What do you call a frog that’s looking for a job? An “un-hoppy” frog. Part of the 61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Little Frog

 What do you call a singing elf? An “Elfis.” Part of the 61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

 Why did the clock go to the doctor? It had “too much time” on its hands. Part of the 61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1996… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Hungry Clock