What do you call a singing elf? An “Elfis.”
Part of the 61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.read more »
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Why did the book join the police?
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
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Why don't oysters share their pearls?
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Kid: What time is it? Dad:...
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Why don't eggs go to parties?
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.
I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.
In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...
Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!
Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!
Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!
I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!
I’m checking my email and I found a winner!