Why should you never date a tennis player? Because love means nothing to them.
Part of the 61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Could this joke BE any funnier?
Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.
Just landed a 900 while reading this!
This joke is very shagadelic, man!
A classic from the Spanish web too!
Taking a photo of me laughing!