Why did the dad put his shoes in the microwave? He wanted to “heat up” his stride. Part of the 61 Classic Dad Jokes: The… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Dad’s Shoes

 What kind of bird can’t fly? A jail-bird. Part of the 61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

 Why did the dad take a ladder to the light bulb shop? He wanted to see the “high-lights.” Part of the 61 Classic Dad Jokes:… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Light Bulb

 Why did the dog sit in the shade? Because he didn’t want to be a “hot” dog. Part of the 61 Classic Dad Jokes: The… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Scared Dog

 Why did the man throw his watch away? He said it was a “waste of time.” Part of the 61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1996… Read More »1996 Classic: The Broken Watch

 Why did the dad put his ATM card in the freezer? He wanted to “freeze” his assets. Part of the 61 Classic Dad Jokes: The… Read More »1996 Classic: The ATM Card

 Why didn’t the skeleton want to work in the office? He didn’t have the “backbone” for it. Part of the 61 Classic Dad Jokes: The… Read More »1996 Archive: The Skeleton’s Job

 Why is my wallet like a library? Because everyone wants to “borrow” from it. Part of the 61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Empty Wallet

 Why did the spider go to the computer? To check its “web-site.” Part of the 61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically… Read More »1996 Archive: The Scared Spider

 What do you call a cow that’s afraid of everything? A “cow-ard.” Part of the 61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically… Read More »1996 Archive: The Scared Cow