Why did the spider go to the computer? To check its “web-site.”
Part of the 61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Q: Did you hear about the...
Q: Did you hear about the king who was exactly 12 inches tall?
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Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because if they flew over the bay, we’d call them bagels.read more »
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Kid: Dad, my nose is running....
Kid: Dad, my nose is running.
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Why did the man put his money in the blender?
He wanted to make some liquid assets.read more »
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Q: Why did the man get...
Q: Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?
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Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.read more »
Kid: I’m cold. Dad: Then go...
Kid: I’m cold.
Dad: Then go sit in the corner—it’s 90 degrees!read more »
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Why don't oysters share their pearls?
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The green petal is glowing! New joke!
What is the deal with these funny jokes?
At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.
I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.
Compiled this from source. 10/10.
That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!
Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!
WHAMMY! That’s a good one!
I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!