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1996 Archive: The Scared Spider

 Why did the spider go to the computer? To check its “web-site.”

Part of the 61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

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Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because if they flew over the bay, we’d call them bagels.read more »
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Kid: Dad, my nose is running....
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61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2025 "Final Frontier" Edition
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51 Original Dad Jokes: The 2004 "Social Network" Edition
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Q: Why did the man get...
Q: Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory? A: H...read more »
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.read more »
Kid: I’m cold. Dad: Then go...
Kid: I’m cold. Dad: Then go sit in the corner—it’s 90 degrees!read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@ICQ_Flower07/01/2008 09:29The green petal is glowing! New joke!
@Seinfeld_George05/11/2006 03:44What is the deal with these funny jokes?
@Blue_Screen_Survivor05/20/2009 01:07At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.
@DotCom_Survivor10/08/2015 10:27I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.
@Linux_Distro_User05/04/2011 09:34Compiled this from source. 10/10.
@Ed_Edd_n_Eddy05/31/2006 10:11That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!
@Gremlins_Gizmo07/17/2010 17:44Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!
@Champ_Kind_Wham03/26/2007 20:04WHAMMY! That’s a good one!
@Boxxy_Queen07/31/2013 09:36I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!

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