A guy bets the bartender $100 he can pee into a glass from 10 feet away without spilling a drop. He fails miserably and soaks… Read More »1995 Archive: The Bar Bet

 A woman greets her husband in her birthday suit. He says, “Nice outfit, but it needs ironing.” (That was the last thing he ever said).… Read More »1995 Vintage: The Birthday Suit

 In 1995, rumors about a new “blue pill” started. A guy tells his friend, “I heard they’re making a pill that makes you perform like… Read More »1995 Classic: The Viagra Rumor

 A woman looks in the mirror and says, “I look old and wrinkled. Say something nice!” Her husband says, “Well, your eyesight is still perfect.”… Read More »1995 Archive: The Magic Mirror

 A 90-year-old couple goes to court for divorce. The judge asks, “Why now?” They say, “We wanted to wait until the kids were dead.” Part… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Divorce

 Why did the man cross the road? To get away from the woman asking him for directions. Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 1995… Read More »1995 Vintage: The Shortcut

 A guy buys a parrot at a discount. The vet warns him: “He used to live in a brothel.” The guy takes him home. The… Read More »1995 Vintage: The Parrot with an Attitude

 “Do you have any kids?” “No.” “Any pets?” “No.” “Any future?” “Probably not after this question.” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 1995 “Fax-Lore… Read More »1995 Classic: The First Date

 A guy joins a nudist colony. On the first day, he runs back to his room. A girl asks, “What’s wrong?” He says, “I just… Read More »1995 Classic: The Nudist Colony

 “My wife says she wants something that goes from 0 to 200 in three seconds for her birthday.” “So you bought her a Porsche?” “No,… Read More »1995 Vintage: The New Car