1998 Vintage: Buffy the Vampire Slayer (Season 3)

Why were the vampires so afraid of high school? Because Sarah Michelle Gellar made “Stake Day” a weekly tradition.

🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2000, Halloween was a victory lap. We survived the "Millennium...read more »

Why was the witch rapping at the awards show? Because Ariana DeBo...read more »

Why was the doll doing a TikTok dance before she attacked? Becaus...read more »

In 2006, Halloween was a mix of swashbuckling sequels, the birth ...read more »

Why was the witch wearing lime green instead of black? Because "B...read more »

Why was the mummy so confident on Halloween? Because he knew he w...read more »

Why did the pumpkin record your face? Because it’s connected to t...read more »

Why were people afraid of the pizzeria? Because the animatronics ...read more »

Why was the orange ghost shaking so much? Because "Anxiety" joine...read more »

Why did the girl look like a mix between a unicorn, a pirate, and...read more »

Rebirth: Why was the T-Rex wearing a tracker? Because Scarlett Jo...read more »

Why was every 2025 trick-or-treater dressed as Lucia or Jason? Be...read more »

In 1999, Halloween was a glitch in the system. We were all wearin...read more »

Why was the astronaut costume so dusty? Because it’s not a costum...read more »

@Msdos_Commander05/07/2015 00:14C:>RUN JOKE.EXE... Results: HIGHLY FUNNY.

@Ebay_Sniper10/31/2002 01:13Bid 10/10 for this humor!

@AOL_Instant_Msg04/26/1995 22:44I just set this as my away message. Classic!

@HTML_Hacker08/16/2012 23:06<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!

@Broadband_Newbie12/04/1996 19:05Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!

@Brennan_Huff_X09/20/1999 16:02I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.

@Fire_Background03/31/1995 20:51This page is HOT! (Literally, the background is fire).

@Believe_It_Or_N07/10/2007 03:16I choose to believe it’s funny.