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1999 Archive: Britney Spears

 Why was Britney the biggest star of 1999? Because she proved that if you wear pigtails and dance in a hallway, you can conquer the world faster than a Y2K bug.

Part of the 36 Celebrity Jokes: The 1999 “Red Pill & Y2K” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Nokia_Snake_Champ03/30/2004 14:47Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!
@Cyber_Traveler02/23/1995 16:11Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!
@Beverly_Hills_9021006/05/1998 13:52The coolest joke in the zip code.
@Pi_Mathematics05/24/1998 13:14Finding the patterns in the humor.
@Reservoir_Joe03/23/2001 12:54Professional humor for professional people.
@DragonBall_Z_G02/13/2007 23:44His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!
@Ghostbusters_V01/29/2003 06:34Who you gonna call? Joke-busters!
@Overly_Attached09/22/1999 23:27I’m watching you... read this joke!
@No_Way_Jose09/08/1996 05:11No way! That’s too much!

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