1996 Classic: Bob Dole in the Third Person

Why didn’t Bob Dole need a campaign staff? Because Bob Dole knew that Bob Dole could always count on Bob Dole to vote for Bob Dole. Bob Dole!

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@Napster_King03/20/2001 02:44I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!

@Diva_Plavalaguna04/18/2000 04:16The highest note of humor!

@Donny_V_ShutUp08/30/2005 16:33Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!

@Space_Jam_Lola03/10/2008 12:01Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".

@Pretty_In_Pink02/13/1996 15:12Classic 80s humor. Love it.

@Hansel_So_Hot08/10/2000 11:29That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.

@Ring_Member_9804/08/1997 01:43Part of the "Funny Sites" WebRing.

@Streamer_Pro_9907/23/2004 01:41Thanks for the donation and the joke!