Why did it take so long? Because in 2021, Scarlett Johansson finally got her solo movie, only to find out that her real enemy was the Disney+ release schedule.
Part of the 38 Celebrity Jokes: The 2021 “Squid Games & Bernie’s Mittens” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Celebrity Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Tom Cruise & Nicole Kidman Split
When Tom and Nicole divorced, Nicole’s famous quote became the pu...read more »
36 Celebrity Jokes: The 2022 “Keep My Wife’s Name...” Edition
In 2022, we learned that a slap can be heard around the world, th...read more »
The Titanic Obsession
After Titanic came out, Leonardo DiCaprio was everywher...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Willy Wonka Experience (Glasgow)
Why was a warehouse in Scotland the biggest celebrity of Februar...read more »
2025 Archive: Kendrick Lamar’s Super Bowl
Why was the 2025 Super Bowl halftime so intense? Because Kendric...read more »
2025 Legacy: The White Lotus Thailand
Why were we all afraid of wellness retreats? Because the third s...read more »
33 Celebrity Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & Meat Dresses” Edition
In 2010, the world was spinning like Leonardo DiCaprio’s top. We ...read more »
31 Celebrity Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Tiger Kings” Edition
In 2020, the world turned into a giant waiting room. We all becam...read more »
37 Celebrity Jokes: The 2000 “Glitter, Gadgets & Gigli” Edition
In the year 2000, we survived the Y2K bug only to realize that ou...read more »
2025 Archive: Labubu Dolls
Why are grown celebrities carrying "ugly-cute" monsters? Because...read more »
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2025 Vintage: Justin Bieber’s Catchphrase
Why is everyone saying "It’s not clocking to you" in 2025? Becau...read more »
2025 Classic: Beyoncé’s Grammy Sweep
Why was 2025 the year of "Justice at Last"? Because Beyoncé fina...read more »
40 Celebrity Jokes: The 2003 “Crazy In Love & Compass” Edition
In 2003, the world was obsessed with finding a clownfish, wonderi...read more »
2024 Classic: Beetlejuice Beetlejuice
Why was the juice loose again? Because after 36 years, Michael K...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
The green petal is glowing! New joke!
Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.
Why so serious? Read this joke!
I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.
Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!
We’re going streaking! Through the jokes!
Work, work... and laugh, laugh!