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2020 Legacy: Billie Eilish (No Time to Die)

 Why was the Bond movie delayed? Because in 2020, “No Time to Die” became “No Time to Go to the Cinema.”

Part of the 31 Celebrity Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Tiger Kings” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Celebrity Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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The Titanic Obsession
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34 Celebrity Jokes: The 1997 “Near, Far, Wherever You Are” Edition
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2024 Archive: Twisters
 Why were they chasing storms again? Because in 2024, we realized...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Pokemon_Blue02/19/2006 11:48Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!
@Legally_Blonde_Elle05/01/2011 22:07What, like it’s hard to be funny?
@Spice_Girl_Posh06/27/2015 16:33Simply posh humor. I love it.
@Forrest_Gump_Running04/15/2004 23:14Laughing is as laughing does.
@Silicon_Valley_Fan04/07/2002 14:05This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.
@LonelyGirl15_F01/20/2008 09:53Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!

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