Why was everyone awake at midnight on a Friday? Because Beyoncé dropped an entire album without a warning, proving she’s the only person who can cancel the world’s sleep schedule.
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38 Celebrity Jokes: The 1998 “Google & Glitters” Edition
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The Bat Incident
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36 Celebrity Jokes: The 1999 “Red Pill & Y2K” Edition
In 1999, we were convinced the world would end because of a compu...read more »
2025 Classic: The End of 2025
Why did the year feel like a fever dream? Because we spent the w...read more »
2024 Classic: Post Malone (F-1 Trillion)
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38 Celebrity Jokes: The 2009 “I’mma Let You Finish” Edition
In 2009, we lived through the end of an era and the start of a di...read more »
The Definition of Is
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31 Celebrity Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Tiger Kings” Edition
In 2020, the world turned into a giant waiting room. We all becam...read more »
2024 Legacy: Zendaya (Challengers)
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39 Celebrity Jokes: The 2001 “Low-Rise & Magic Wands” Edition
In 2001, the world got a lot bigger and a lot smaller at the same...read more »
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2025 Classic: The Diddy Verdict
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38 Celebrity Jokes: The 2024 “Department of Poets & Olympic Goats” Edition
In 2024, the world became a waiting room for the latest Taylor Sw...read more »
35 Celebrity Jokes: The 2008 “Why So Serious?” Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
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That still only counts as one laugh!
Plug and Play laughter!
More capacity for humor on this site!
I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
Are you ready?! (For this joke).
I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.
I’m staying right here until I read every joke.
I’m going to poke you for this joke!