Why was the mood so heartwarming? Because the whole world watched a 5-year-old save Gotham, and it made us all feel like “being a hero” just meant passing the rolls.
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🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: The "Dream-Ads" Scandal
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36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2015 “The Dress & Hello from Adele” Edition
In 2015, Thanksgiving was about debating the color of outfits, tr...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Anti-Aging" Craze
Why did the parents look like teenagers? Because "Longevity Suppl...read more »
34 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2020 “Zoom & Tiger King” Edition
In 2020, Thanksgiving was about checking your Wi-Fi signal, stayi...read more »
2025 Classic: Autonomous Delivery Drones
Why was there a swarm of drones in the yard? Because Mom forgot t...read more »
37 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Mannequin Challenge” Edition
In 2016, Thanksgiving was a wild ride. We were busy catching virt...read more »
2024 Classic: The "JoJo Siwa Rebrand"
Why was the niece wearing black glitter and acting "dark"? Becaus...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Metaverse" Black Friday
Why was nobody leaving for the mall? Because they were all "telep...read more »
2025 Classic: The Smart Table
Why was the tablecloth glowing? Because the table itself is a gia...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Robot Waiter (Cyber-Butler)
Why was a metal arm serving the gravy? Because Dad bought a "Home...read more »
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36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2024 “Brat Summer & Apple Intelligence” Edition
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2024 Archive: The Nintendo Alarmo
Why was the whole house waking up to Mario sounds? Because Ninten...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Post-Search" World
Why was there no arguing about facts? Because everyone has a "Con...read more »
2025 Archive: The Smart Glasses Glow
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Slaying the competition with these jokes.
Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!
Transferring laughs at high speeds.
Can you smell what the joke is cookin?!
And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!
Tina, you fat lard, come read this!
Shake and bake! Hilarious!
Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!
Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.
Posting this to my own wall right now!