2015 Archive: The Fifty Shades Part 2
A woman asks for a “Red Room” cocktail. The bartender gives her a Shirley Temple with a dark secret. Part of the 53 Bar Jokes:… Read More »2015 Archive: The Fifty Shades Part 2
2014 Archive: The “Little Green Men”
Why were they so polite? Because Putin claimed they weren’t Russian soldiers, they were just “local volunteers” who happened to buy their tanks and anti-aircraft… Read More »2014 Archive: The “Little Green Men”
2014 Archive: Worst Actor
Why Kirk Cameron? For giving a performance so preachy it made Sunday school feel like a Vegas weekend. Part of the 36 Razzie Awards Jokes:… Read More »2014 Archive: Worst Actor
2014 Legacy: Frozen (The Fever Continues)
Why did nobody “Let It Go”? Because it had been a full year and the kids were still singing the soundtrack. The only thing that… Read More »2014 Legacy: Frozen (The Fever Continues)
2014 Archive: The Frozen Sing-Along Epidemic
Why did the school bus driver threaten to quit in May? Because the entire middle school section spent the forty-minute commute screaming “Let It Go”… Read More »2014 Archive: The Frozen Sing-Along Epidemic
2013 Archive: The Dentist 2
“This might hurt.” “My teeth?” “No, the fact that I’m taking a photo for my ‘Before and After’ blog.” Part of the 57 Doctor Jokes:… Read More »2013 Archive: The Dentist 2
2013 Legacy: The Seth MacFarlane “Boobs” Song
Why was the opening so controversial? Because Seth MacFarlane decided the best way to celebrate the world’s most talented actresses was to list every time… Read More »2013 Legacy: The Seth MacFarlane “Boobs” Song
2013 Archive: The “Hearts and Minds” of 2013
Why did the school we built have no teachers? Because we’re the “Department of Defense,” not the “Department of Education”—we build the walls, you find… Read More »2013 Archive: The “Hearts and Minds” of 2013
2012 Legacy: The Meme Era
A guy says “Success Kid” when his card actually gets approved. Part of the 52 Bar Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World & Gangnam… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Meme Era
2012 Vintage: The Calvin Harris Fan
“We’ll be coming back for you… one day when the light is on.” Part of the 73 Light Bulb Jokes: 2012 – The Mayan Countdown… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Calvin Harris Fan