She’s thinking about killing her ex, and I’m thinking about how this song has been Number 1 since the beginning of time.
Part of the 67 Observational One-Liners: The 2023 Barbenheimer Burn archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.
A F5 of a joke! Intense!
This joke is more portable than a Java app!
Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.
Get in loser, we are going laughing!
Finding the patterns in the humor.
Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?
Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!
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