2013 Archive: The Dentist 2

“This might hurt.” “My teeth?” “No, the fact that I’m taking a photo for my ‘Before and After’ blog.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"I'm using a 'Generative Scalpel'." "Does it know what it’s doing...read more »

Measuring anxiety levels in a high-pressure environment.My doctor...read more »

A medical breakthrough that comes with a small side effect."Docto...read more »

"I'm thinking, therefore I am." "No, you're thinking, therefore I...read more »

My watch told me I was dead. I had to pay the doctor $100 to prov...read more »

In 2015, the medical world officially moved onto the wrist with t...read more »

In 2022, medical humor was all about the awkwardness of being hum...read more »

My doctor's brain buzzed. He said, "I have to go, I’m being 'Patc...read more »

Why some patients are just bone-tired of waiting.Why did the skel...read more »

In 2013, medical humor revolved around a new obsession with docum...read more »

In 2000, medical humor shifted from apocalypse anxiety to the hig...read more »

Testing the oldest medical theory in the book.I ate an apple ever...read more »

"You're stressed about 'The Upload'." "Will it hurt?" "Only your ...read more »

Seeing right through the patient’s excuses.The doctor looked at m...read more »

@MIRC_Operator02/21/2014 09:43/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.

@Gogo_Yubari_Ball12/11/2010 14:09Deadly funny! Watch out!

@Space_Jam_Lola03/09/2008 19:13Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".

@Sailor_Moon_Cry02/03/2008 13:03In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!

@Karate_Kid_Wax10/14/2009 12:03Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.

@iPhone_User_0711/22/2007 17:53There’s an app for that? No, just this site!

@Selfie_King_0501/14/2009 11:13Taking a photo of me laughing!