Why did the lawyer sue the “Eclipse” (August 2017)? For “temporary obstruction of justice” and unauthorized use of a “dark mode.”
Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2017 “Alternative Facts & Battle Royales” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
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This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
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