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2012 Vintage: The Calvin Harris Fan

 “We’ll be coming back for you… one day when the light is on.”

Part of the 73 Light Bulb Jokes: 2012 – The Mayan Countdown archive. Historically Verified

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@Gladiator_Maximus08/29/2005 10:06Are you not entertained? Because I am!
@Legally_Blonde_Paulette04/28/1995 04:51I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!
@Emule_Donkey10/23/2004 15:07Waiting in the queue was worth it.
@Neo_The_One09/07/2013 21:03I know kung-fu... and this joke!
@Mr_Blonde_Dance10/03/2003 01:36Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
@Brennan_Huff_X11/29/2013 18:13I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.
@Metacrawler_X01/21/2008 06:07Searching multiple sites for jokes... found the best one here.
@Spawn_Camper_J05/26/2015 08:33I’m staying right here until I read every joke.
@Safari_Surfer02/24/2009 16:07A wild laugh appeared!

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