2020 Archive: The Sitcom
She says Schitt’s Creek is a documentary about what happens when she has to stay at our guest room for more than a weekend. Part of the… Read More »2020 Archive: The Sitcom
2020 Legacy: The Chat Room
She’s the only person who can make a “Mask” emoji look like a threat. Part of the 65 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Zoom”… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Chat Room
2020 Archive: The Twitter Ministry Update
The older board members staring in absolute confusion at the computer screen during the digital meeting, trying to understand how a short online message can… Read More »2020 Archive: The Twitter Ministry Update
2020 Classic: The 1.5-Meter Rule
Why was the office tape-marked like a crime scene? To show that “Team Spirit” is now measured in exactly 150 centimeters of personal space. Part… Read More »2020 Classic: The 1.5-Meter Rule
2019 Archive: The Tyler, The Creator “IGOR”
Why the blonde wig? Because Tyler released a heartbreaking, experimental masterpiece that proved he was a better producer and singer than anyone ever expected. Part… Read More »2019 Archive: The Tyler, The Creator “IGOR”
2018 Archive: The Jeff Daniels Repeat
Why for Godless? For proving that if you put him in a Western with a horse and a gun, he’s still the most dangerous man… Read More »2018 Archive: The Jeff Daniels Repeat
2017 Legacy: The Launch of Fortnite
Why did it matter? Because it was the first time “Dancing like a fool” (the Emotes) became a more important social skill than actual conversation.… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Launch of Fortnite
2017 Classic: The Technicality
Why did the lawyer sue the “Eclipse” (August 2017)? For “temporary obstruction of justice” and unauthorized use of a “dark mode.” Part of the 51… Read More »2017 Classic: The Technicality
2015 Classic: The Instagram 1
1: Why were photographers celebrating? Because Instagram finally allowed portrait and landscape photos, and they could stop cropping their lives into squares. Part of the 48… Read More »2015 Classic: The Instagram 1
2015 Archive: The Klitschko Era Ends
Why was Tyson Fury singing Aerosmith? Because he beat Wladimir Klitschko in Germany and ended a decade of boredom in the heavyweight division. Part of… Read More »2015 Archive: The Klitschko Era Ends