Why was the Dad staring at the family minivan? Because Michael Bay made him believe that if he hit the “Lock” button three times, the Chrysler Voyager would turn into a 20-foot tall robot named “Grill-o-tron.”
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Is there more to life than being really, really funny?
Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!
I am so excited! I am so... laughing!
I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.
The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
What a feeling! (Being funny).
Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!
At least I have my jokes to keep me company.