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2020 Classic: The 1.5-Meter Rule

 Why was the office tape-marked like a crime scene? To show that “Team Spirit” is now measured in exactly 150 centimeters of personal space.

Part of the 74 Office Groaners: The 2020 “Social Distancing” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Work/Office Joke Archive (1995-2025)

The Promotion Logic
Climbing the corporate ladder often involves a lot of weird steps...read more »
While doing an interview, the employer...
While doing an interview, the employer asked the candidate: Emplo...read more »
66 Office Groaners: The 2003 "Finding Nemo & MySpace" Edition
Welcome to 2003 – the year we all started saying "Just keep swimm...read more »
2025 Classic: The Dropbox "Showcase" (Year 8)
 Why was the intern happy? He made a "Visual Legacy" of his 2025 ...read more »
A lawyer runs a stop sign...
A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff. He t...read more »
The LinkedIn Update
When your social media profile is more successful than your actua...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Fitbit "Soul" Tracker
 Why is the watch glowing purple? It’s not tracking steps; it’s t...read more »
2025 Archive: The Autonomous Intern
 Why did the manager fire the AI agent? Because it learned too mu...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Prompt-to-Projector
 Why was the boardroom empty? Because the boss typed "Hold a succ...read more »
The Office Fridge
A lawless land where name tags mean absolutely nothing.I put my n...read more »

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80 Office Groaners: The 2012 "Maya Apocalypse & Gangnam Style" Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Napster_King11/09/2001 17:44I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!
@SpaceJam_Fan09/28/2001 05:12Welcome to the space jam of jokes! 10/10.
@Shrek_Ogrelord11/05/1996 00:47Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!
@ChatRoom_Queen10/25/2015 08:01A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!
@Jurassic_Park_Grant11/15/2015 03:07They do move in herds... funny jokes!
@Goldmember_I_L04/14/2015 01:01I love gold! And I love this joke!
@Success_Kid_Win06/28/2010 12:53Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.
@Ring_Member_9804/23/2003 07:37Part of the "Funny Sites" WebRing.
@Tagged_Network03/11/2014 13:57You’ve been tagged... with a funny joke!
@Browser_War_V11/16/2010 12:58Firefox, Chrome, IE... we all laugh the same.

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