2024 Classic: Celine Dion at the Eiffel Tower
Why were we all crying? Because in 2024, she returned to the stage to sing “L’Hymne à l’amour” and reminded the world that she is… Read More »2024 Classic: Celine Dion at the Eiffel Tower
2024 Legacy: The Paris Olympics (Raygun)
Why was the Christmas pageant so awkward? Because the kids decided to replace the traditional angels with a tribute to the Australian breakdancer “Raygun,” and… Read More »2024 Legacy: The Paris Olympics (Raygun)
2024 Legacy: The Tab
I’m “keeping” a tab on the singularity. Part of the 104 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Sora & Reality 2.0 Edition (2024) archive. Historically Verified
2024 Archive: The Super Bowl “Taylor Swift” Theory
Why did people think the game was rigged? Because some people believed the NFL was working for the DNC, proving that “Conspiracy Theories” are now… Read More »2024 Archive: The Super Bowl “Taylor Swift” Theory
2023 Vintage: The “Kill Bill” SZA
She’s thinking about killing her ex, and I’m thinking about how this song has been Number 1 since the beginning of time. Part of the… Read More »2023 Vintage: The “Kill Bill” SZA
2023 Archive: The Israel-Hamas Conflict
Why was it a 2023 turning point? Because it reminded the world that “World Peace” isn’t something you achieve with a “Middle East Handshake” and… Read More »2023 Archive: The Israel-Hamas Conflict
2022 Archive: The Launch of the “Boring Company” Burnt Hair Perfume
Why did it smell like singed protein? Because Elon Musk realized people would buy literally anything if he put his name on it and called… Read More »2022 Archive: The Launch of the “Boring Company” Burnt Hair Perfume
2021 Archive: The Death of Prince Philip
Why did the UK mourn the “Duke of Edinburgh”? To mark the end of an era where a man could spend 70 years walking two… Read More »2021 Archive: The Death of Prince Philip
2020 Classic: The 1.5-Meter Rule
Why was the office tape-marked like a crime scene? To show that “Team Spirit” is now measured in exactly 150 centimeters of personal space. Part… Read More »2020 Classic: The 1.5-Meter Rule
2020 Archive: The Sitcom
She says Schitt’s Creek is a documentary about what happens when she has to stay at our guest room for more than a weekend. Part of the… Read More »2020 Archive: The Sitcom