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1999 Legacy: The Pessimist

 “The darkness is just the beginning of the Y2K collapse.”

Part of the 62 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1999 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Flash_Player_Fan02/26/2012 00:02Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!
@Retro_Gamer_Girl10/08/1997 05:07Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!
@Java_Applet_User08/05/2009 07:08This joke is more portable than a Java app!
@Prestige_World_W12/16/2008 03:41Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).
@Ring_Member_9808/06/2008 05:10Part of the "Funny Sites" WebRing.
@WordPress_Fan_0301/19/2008 19:04The best thing since version 1.0!
@David_After_Dent02/26/1995 17:45Is this real life? Or is it just funny?

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