I’m “keeping” a tab on the singularity.
Part of the 104 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Sora & Reality 2.0 Edition (2024) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!
The power of three... laughs!
The Dude abides... this joke.
Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.
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Laughing at the security of my own ribs!
This joke looks better with a sepia filter.