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2014 Archive: The “Little Green Men”

Why were they so polite? Because Putin claimed they weren’t Russian soldiers, they were just “local volunteers” who happened to buy their tanks and anti-aircraft missiles at a very high-end surplus store.

Part of the 37 Politicians Jokes: The 2014 “Annexations & Ice Buckets” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@StreetFighter_Ken05/28/2015 22:28Hadouken of a joke! Boom!
@X-Gen_Mark02/12/1997 23:44This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.
@Y2K_Bug_Hunter07/16/2011 17:27The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!
@CatDog_Alone12/22/1996 23:39One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!
@Flash_Intro_Hater03/14/2009 19:34Finally a site without a 2-minute Flash intro!
@GG_WP_9806/08/1999 10:10Good game, well played. This is a winner.
@Clans_Leader_9909/26/1996 01:21Recruiting more funny jokes for our team!
@Me_Gusta_Face08/21/2012 16:30Me Gusta this joke. Very much.
@Anonymous_User06/12/2002 01:52We are many. We are laughing.
@Safari_Surfer03/22/1996 12:30A wild laugh appeared!

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