2012 Vintage: The Laptop Wi-Fi “Hotspot”
Why was the salesman a hero? He turned his 4G phone into a router and saved the presentation in the middle of a power outage.… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Laptop Wi-Fi “Hotspot”
2012 Vintage: The Twitter
Why did the blonde try to follow a pigeon? She heard “Twitter” was the best way to follow someone. Part of the 67 Classic Blonde… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Twitter
2011 Archive: The Matching Khaki Directory
A family showing up for the new parish directory photo session all wearing identical white polo shirts and khaki pants while posing in front of… Read More »2011 Archive: The Matching Khaki Directory
2011 Archive: The Angry Birds Expansion
The boy who failed his geometry quiz because he was too busy calculating the perfect physical arc to launch a virtual yellow bird into a… Read More »2011 Archive: The Angry Birds Expansion
2010 Legacy: The Gladys
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Gladys. / Gladys who? / Gladys finally Friday! Part of the 50 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2010 New Decade… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Gladys
2010 Archive: Worst Supporting Actor
Why Jackson Rathbone? For The Last Airbender and Eclipse, where his primary acting choice was “looking like he just smelled something very strange.” Part of the 32 Razzie… Read More »2010 Archive: Worst Supporting Actor
2010 Classic: The Spider
I’m “weaving” a web of connections. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Instagram & iPad Edition (2010) archive. Historically Verified
2010 Archive: The Isabel
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Isabel. / Isabel who? / Isabel working? Part of the 50 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2010 New Decade Edition… Read More »2010 Archive: The Isabel
2010 Legacy: The Red
I told her I’m “Retired and Extremely Dangerous.” She told me I’m “Retired and Extremely Likely to nap before 6 PM.” Part of the 61… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Red
2009 Archive: The Cougar Town
“I’m a cougar!” “You’re 32, Jennifer. You’re barely a house cat.” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2009 “Blue People & Bad Decisions” Edition archive.… Read More »2009 Archive: The Cougar Town