2001 Vintage: The Final 2001 Political Vibe
Why was it a “Year of Gravity”? Because we started with a fight over “hanging chads” and ended with a global war that would last… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Final 2001 Political Vibe
2000 Vintage: The Cookies
Why did the blonde look inside her computer? She was looking for the “cookies” the websites promised her. Part of the 50 Classic Blonde Jokes:… Read More »2000 Vintage: The Cookies
1999 Archive: The Star Wars Fan
A guy walks in dressed as Jar Jar Binks. The bartender says, “I have a bad feeling about this.” Part of the 79 Bar Jokes:… Read More »1999 Archive: The Star Wars Fan
1999 Legacy: The Roy Jones Jr. Undisputed
Why was he the “Superman” of boxing? Because he held three belts and moved so fast his opponents thought there were three of him in… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Roy Jones Jr. Undisputed
1998 Classic: The US Postal Service
Why were the invites so late? Because they raised the price of a stamp to 32 cents, and Grandpa refused to pay the “inflation tax”… Read More »1998 Classic: The US Postal Service
1998 Legacy: The Crash
Why did the blonde call a tow truck? Her computer “crashed.” Part of the 48 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 1998 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1997 Classic: The Starship Troopers Satire
Why the confusion? For a movie where the actors looked like they were in 90210 but were actually being eaten by giant bugs in a… Read More »1997 Classic: The Starship Troopers Satire
1997 Archive: Worst Actor Runner-up
Why Shaquille O’Neal? For confirming that the only thing he should be shooting is free throws, not movies. Part of the 35 Razzie Awards Jokes:… Read More »1997 Archive: Worst Actor Runner-up
1995 Classic: The “Corn on the Cob” Competition
Why is there always a guy with 10 cobs? To prove that “Abundance” is the true American Dream. Part of the 34 Fourth of July… Read More »1995 Classic: The “Corn on the Cob” Competition
1995 Vintage: Worst Screen Couple
Why “Any combination of two people in Showgirls“? Because the chemistry between them was about as romantic as oil and pickle juice. Part of the… Read More »1995 Vintage: Worst Screen Couple