1995 Classic: The “Corn on the Cob” Competition

Why is there always a guy with 10 cobs? To prove that “Abundance” is the true American Dream.

🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why was everyone looking at the moon? Because for $50,000, you co...read more »

In 2025, Independence Day was "Optimized." We celebrated the 249t...read more »

Why was the kitchen so "Yes, Chef"? Because the show returned in ...read more »

Why did the parade last 3 seconds? Because they put the floats on...read more »

Why were there 50 different versions of the parade? Because "Mult...read more »

Why was the teen so "bloodsucking"? Because Olivia returned to te...read more »

A guy and his wife were watching fireworks on the Fourth of July....read more »

Why was the 4th so "Corrido"? Because Regional Mexican music took...read more »

Why was the BBQ so quiet? Because everyone was "Deep-Posting"—sen...read more »

Why was the American flag changing colors? Because it was an LED-...read more »

Thailand: Why was the 4th so "Elite"? Because the new season made...read more »

Why was the host gone? Because like Dua Lipa, he did a "Houdini" ...read more »

Why was the 4th so "Gracefully Violent"? Because Ana de Armas pro...read more »

Day One: Why was NYC so quiet? Because Lupita Nyong'o taught us t...read more »

@Ruby_Rhod_Green09/24/1998 12:43Super green! Hilarious!

@Pedro_For_Pres03/30/2001 06:39Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.

@Badger_Badger_M09/02/2005 04:10Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!

@Arthas_Fan_0211/13/1997 15:04Succeeding you, father... in laughing!

@Retro_End_User01/30/1997 11:25The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.