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1995 Vintage: Worst Screen Couple

Why “Any combination of two people in Showgirls“? Because the chemistry between them was about as romantic as oil and pickle juice.

Part of the 34 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1995 “Showgirls & Razzie Royalty” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Matrix_Glitch06/03/1997 12:14There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.
@Encarta_User05/05/1998 12:33I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
@Vaporwave_Original04/28/2005 21:38Classic. Pure digital nostalgia.
@Lion_King_Simba12/06/2001 15:14Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.
@Matrix_Rebel11/24/2007 18:18I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.
@Speed_Racer_Go03/08/2006 10:37Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).
@Party_On_Garth02/21/2008 15:20I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!
@Club_Penguin_Kid04/03/2002 15:48Waddle on over and read this!
@True_Story_Neil07/13/2011 13:00True story! I was there!
@Android_Bot_9909/15/1997 17:34Beep boop. Humor recognized.

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