** Why was everyone talking too much? Because Ke)ha was about to arrive and tell us all to “stop talking” and start “brushing our teeth… Read More »2009 Classic: **The “Blah Blah Blah” Ke(ha (Teasers)
“I’m a cougar!” “You’re 32, Jennifer. You’re barely a house cat.” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2009 “Blue People & Bad Decisions” Edition archive.… Read More »2009 Archive: The Cougar Town
I’m “purr-fectly” synced. Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified
I’m doing the high-pitched voice. My wife is looking for the earplugs. Part of the 64 Marriage Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Halo 3” Edition… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Alvin and the Chipmunks
Why did the White House stay out of it? Because they already had enough “Internal Conflict” between the State Department and the Pentagon. Part of… Read More »2006 Archive: The Barbie vs. Bratz War
Why did the blonde put a screen door on her monitor? She wanted to keep the “digital bugs” out. Part of the 52 Classic Blonde… Read More »2004 Vintage: The Monitor
Why was her “White Flag” up? Because in 2003, she was the official soundtrack for every breakup that happened in a coffee shop. Part of… Read More »2003 Legacy: Dido
Why Pete and Carl? For the British band more famous for their fights and chaos than their music, even though the music was brilliant. Part… Read More »2003 Vintage: The Libertines Mania
Why was Tony Blair always on a plane? Because he was trying to be the “Bush Whisperer,” convincing the world that George had a plan,… Read More »2002 Classic: Tony Blair’s Shuttle Diplomacy
Why was the 50 Cent hype starting? Because “Wanksta” was on the radio, and the 4th of July was about to get a lot more… Read More »2002 Legacy: The “In da Club” (Teaser) Energy
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