** Why was everyone talking too much? Because Ke)ha was about to arrive and tell us all to “stop talking” and start “brushing our teeth with Jack Daniels.”
Part of the 40 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & Auto-Tune” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025
33 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2004 “Social Networks & Shrek 2” Edition
In 2004, Independence Day felt like the peak of the "Digital Life...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Deep-Fake" History
Why did the Declaration of Independence sound like it was read by...read more »
2025 Vintage: The The White Lotus
Thailand: Why was the 4th so "Elite"? Because the new season made...read more »
37 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Yellow Livestrong” Edition
In 2005, Independence Day was "synchronized." If you weren't wear...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Deadpool & Wolverine Hype
Why was the BBQ so "Yellow and Red"? Because the movie was coming...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Lunch" Billie Eilish
Why was the 4th so "Hungry"? Because Billie’s Hit Me Hard and Sof...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Self-Driving" Lawn Chairs
Why were the guests moving around? Because the chairs were progra...read more »
2025 Archive: The 3D-Printed Meat
Why was the burger so... symmetrical? Because it was "Cultivated ...read more »
2023 Legacy: The "Padam Padam" Kylie Minogue
Why was the 4th so "Heart-beaty"? Because Kylie made a comeback t...read more »
The Fireworks Argument
A guy and his wife were watching fireworks on the Fourth of July....read more »
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2025 Archive: The "Neural-Playlist"
Why was the music so perfect? Because the speaker was connected t...read more »
2024 Vintage: The The Fall Guy Stunts
Why did the Dad jump over the bonfire? Because Ryan Gosling made ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Apple Vision Pro "Normalcy"
Why were so many guests wearing high-tech goggles at the pool? Be...read more »
32 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Buckets & Awesome Mixes” Edition
In 2014, Independence Day was a "Global Viral Event." We were all...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.
The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!
Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?
Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?
Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.
True friendship is sharing a good joke.
Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!
Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!