I’m “purr-fectly” synced.
Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.
Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!
Is it cos I is funny? Respect!
We’re going streaking! Through the jokes!
I’m visitor number 1,234,567! Lucky me!
In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.
Greetings, Traveler! Care for a joke?
No way! That’s too much!
Heh heh heh. Good one.
Equality for all jokes!