2018 Vintage: The Fortnite “Orange Justice”
Why did the lawyer sue a 9-year-old? Because the kid did a dance move that looked 15% similar to a move the lawyer once did… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Fortnite “Orange Justice”
2018 Legacy: The Coffee
I’m “brewing” a plan. Part of the 126 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Snap & Battle Royale Edition (2018) archive. Historically Verified
2017 Vintage: The Annie
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Annie. / Annie who? / Annie body home? Part of the 48 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2017 Spinner &… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Annie
2017 Legacy: The Smart Speaker Witness
Why did the lawyer subpoena the Google Home? Because it’s the only witness that was actually listening when the client said, “I hope I don’t… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Smart Speaker Witness
2015 Archive: The Crash
Why did the blonde call a tow truck? Her computer “crashed” on the information highway. Part of the 45 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2015 Archive… Read More »2015 Archive: The Crash
2015 Legacy: The Big Short
I told her I understand the housing market. She said, “Then you understand why we’re never moving to a bigger house.” Part of the 64… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Big Short
2014 Legacy: Frozen (The Never-Ending)
Why was it still 2013? Because Elsa refused to leave, and “Let It Go” was still the #1 cause of holiday-related headaches for parents. Part of the… Read More »2014 Legacy: Frozen (The Never-Ending)
2014 Classic: The Ice Bucket Liability
Why did the lawyer represent the guy who did the Ice Bucket Challenge? Because he wanted to sue the bucket manufacturer for “intentional infliction of… Read More »2014 Classic: The Ice Bucket Liability
2013 Legacy: The Delete
I’m “erasing” the blurry shots. Part of the 118 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Frozen & Selfie Edition (2013) archive. Historically Verified
2012 Vintage: The Laptop Wi-Fi “Hotspot”
Why was the salesman a hero? He turned his 4G phone into a router and saved the presentation in the middle of a power outage.… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Laptop Wi-Fi “Hotspot”